"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

"'When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained." - Edward R. Murrow

"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it." - Unknown

"Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen." - Bob Edwards

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." - George Carlin

"Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle." - Ken Hakuta