"Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born." - Ronald Reagan

"Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading." - GM Trevelyan

"Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others." - Ambrose Bierce

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it." - Steven Wright