"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language." - Mark Twain

"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." - Horace Walpole

"Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies." - Dalton Camp

"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." - Eugene McCarthy

"Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen." - Martin Mull